Absurd use of road signs

Speed limits

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  8 km/h. Except visitors (they can go 50 km/h).
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  70-60-50-40-30-20-10-STOP

Crossroads

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  "Here no crossing / Crossing"
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  Crosswalk, but no crossing if you have had one leg amputated at the knee

Do not enter

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  No riding/driving this way unless it's to access… something
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  One way and No entry
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  Detour, detour, detour

Parking

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Pedestrian and cyclist paths

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  Shortest bikeway (in the world?)
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  Shortest bikeway (in the world?)
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  "Be considerate"
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  Get off the bike

DIY signs

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  "Road full of iron nails!!!"
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  "Exception for taking money from ATM"
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  "Prohibited entrance of civil servants"
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  "Be kind to others"
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  Beware of cats
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  Sledding is prohibited
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  Shit with your dog in front of your house
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  Beware of witches flying low

Absurd location

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  Segways in Prague
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Other

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  Esbachstraße everywhere
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  STOP (danger from cyclists)
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  Only 3704 km to Arica
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