Today the We're Here group visit Tipsy Tuesday where members are encouraged to take a self portrait of themselves drunk or apparently drunk with an example of their favourite beverage. There are two reasons for my perversely abstemious portrait. I celebrated my tenth sober anniversary back in February this year and have no interest in being or pretending to be drunk. The other reason is my wife maintains that back when I was drinking it was very hard to tell if I'd been going at it for twelve hours or only two, my demeanour tended to alter very little.