English: After news leaked out on the Internet that I am in fact bald, I decided to be open about the matter and went hatless. Superficial aspects: I hope to never wear a suit again, and so did not wear one to the count. The legion of suit-wearing Labour politicians that night has made the idea of dressing up in that alien uniform even more distasteful. For the record: most of what I was wearing was organic and fairtrade, boots were vegan, and the t-shirt is from the rather democratic grass-roots company Threadless.