I've added some english subtitles to this sound, with a bit of tongue-in-cheek flair to the translation. I based my entries on the informative picture, and I think the timings are pretty close. However, I'm not experienced with wiki-ways, and don't know if the 'humorous' bent is appropriate, and I also couldn't decipher the last portion, where I just labeled it "<conversation>".
And it doesn't seem to have added the subtitles to the actual *.ogg file. This was the first time I'd seen an *.ogg file, so I may be doing that all wrong too.
Any and all help, advice, instruction, would be appreciated.