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hOI! im temtem





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There was a Pokemon fan. Fan since 1995. But then saw how the fuck Ash sucks. He tried to move to the Soviet Union, but realized that he can't, because the union fell in 1991. So he moved to Russia, which is basically Soviet, but sans communism. He dranked glorious vodka. Drinking vodka makes him happy. Every vodka day is a Yuri Gagarin day. Yes, he becomes Yuri Gagarin everytime he drank vodka. Glorious vodka. He can feel the skies. He can feel the space. Outer space. Orbiting earth. When he drink vodka, he immediately says "Poyekhali!", which is Russian for "let's go". But then Putin came and arrested him for becoming "opposition". He was KGBed. But he escaped.

He will return