Diogotome

For the record, User:DanielTom is my evil twin. (Literally.)

Anyway, once you get to know him, he's a cool guy. (Yes, I was paid to say that.)

Any kids reading this? Listen: the boogie man is out to get you. Do me a favor and don't be stupid — bad idea to use your real name on wiki. Be creative and think of a cute username for yourself. (For consistency's sake, I am ending this paragraph with a parentheses as well.)